Pet Hates. Part Two.

1. This numbering system is now a pet hate.  Sucks to be you. Shut up.
2. My retainers. Even though they keep your teeth straight? Even so. 
3. Friends who aren't friends. Again, sucks to be you. Shut up. Shut up. No.
4. The response I get when saying "Let's go to Sweden for a holiday." It's quite cold there though. No.
5. The weird OCD type thing that comes over me when things run onto different lines. Enjambment. Yeah..
6. Rude people who annoy me at work. GIVE ME MY DRUGS No.
7. Courtney Stodden. Why? I like her.. No.
8. The bald unfunny man on mock the week. He's funny. No.
9. Movie remakes. Remakes are good! No.
10. Parts of male species. You have a boyfriend though.. And?

Why I think I'm a bit obsessed.

I am going to admit it, because that's the first stage of getting rid of an addiction. 

I love Lisbeth Salander. I love the Millennium Trilogy. I love Mikael. I love Erika. Hell, I even love Henrik Vanger. I love everything about the books; I even have a girl crush on Noomi Rapace and Rooney Mara. Who play Lisbeth Salander in the Swedish and American films respectively.

Oh my.

I have a girl crush. An epic one. Even bigger than my girl crush on Lady Gaga. Why? Because, they don't fit the mold. I love piercings, I love tattoos. Hey, apparently, I find pale Swedish-esque women oddly quite beautiful. 

Even so, when December the 26th rolls around, the English language version will be released, and I'm not even going on the day.  Which is quite sad really :(

But, on a brighter note, I'm getting my nose pierced again. I cannot wait.

Until next time folks..

Nice piercings.

Pet hates. Part one of many.

1. People who can't spell. Gewjus. No.
2. People who talk like morons; Init. No.
3. People who can't understand sarcasm. What is sarcasm, where did it come from? No.
4. People who think they're fucking amazing, when they are in fact, not. I'm amazing. No.
5. People who think it's cool to be stupid.  What is pi? No.
6. People like the people above, but are just genuinely idiots. Herpy derp, No.
7. The lack of respect the majority of people seem to have for anything. Lets smash shit up! No.
8. People who call their children awful names. My baby's name is: Jtywhfsjfjshfsdk, No.
9. People who are generally vile. I like to lick my own armpits. No.
10. People who are too stupid to be racist. Piss off back home! Nope..pretty sure they were born here.
11. People who think they're really smart, but are in fact not. Well, I think that pi is actually 5. No. 
12. People who are too stupid to actually be alive. Darwin awards. N...okay, you get that one. Yes!
13. People who hurt people for fun. Lets smash this person up! No.
14. Perez Hilton. I agree, You agree? Oh my.